Ku Ku Chiao

Hahahaha....those were the days.
Recapping all my childhood profanities does bring back memories....here are some...
1) Ku Ku Chiao - I think parents use this one first.
2) Kotek - Not sure where this comes from, must be from the Kotex commercial.
3) Neng Neng - Our first exposure to breasts. :p
4) CCB - Must be from the Simpang Dua kids that taught me that word.
5) NWS - Same bloody Simpang Dua kids that corrupted my fragile mind.

There...your walk down memory lane for the day!!!! Now if you'll excuse me....i've gotta to deal with the pricks and assholes. :p

Itchy and Scratchy

This has got nothing to do with that show but thought itchy and scratchy describes my story best today. Heheheheheehe......Anyway.....on with the show. I went to a Japanes Buffet yesterday afternoon and had a wonderful time whacking sushi's,seafood and more sushi.
They have this excellent salt and pepper prawns with head still in tact and a lot of orange brains to suck on. So i think i must have whack about 10-20 of those. Anyway.....i got home and Jeng! Jeng! Jeng!.....start to feel itchy. Damn.....i must be allergic to those prawns.....but since its been 6-7 hours since my lunch, i thought that the worst was over. Boy oh boy, was i wrong.....somewhere at 12am....hives kicks in....ichiness was all over me, i was scratching like mad and i can't sleep. Then it hit me.....i got an Epipen in hand(basically it gives you a shot of epinephrine to ease the reaction). Thus....i quickly went for it....and i have never used it before.

You basically jab the epipen into your thighs and it will deliver the shot. So being a n00b......paiseh..paiseh....i was looking at it trying to figure out how it works.....and all of a sudden....pop.....FUCK!!! The needle activated, shots fired and here i am.....out of Epipen to take the shot. FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! . When i saw the needle.....shit....thats some mean looking mother fucking needle. Seeing that needle also make me scared.......i don't think i want to jab myself with that. So sadly....went to bed....feeling itchy and scratchy.....:( But its ok now....slept in for extra 2 hours and went to office late.

Anyway...here are some pictures of the Epipen......shit.....can't believe i am suppose to jab myself with that. The pen has been activated.....so in its original form....you don't see the needle.

This is the size compared to a regular pen.



This is how big the damn needle is.


Sad to say but this Purple D is afraid of needle.....

My Alma Mater Forum = Fight Club ???

As admin for my alma mater's forum....here are some pictures i find reflects best when conflict occurs there.....sigh.....even after years of leaving school......kiddy fights still occur.....
Its funny,annoying,serious,childish,pathetic and most of all.....makes life for the moderators and admin of the forum very "interesting". I need to remind myself that on the whole, every single member has a good heart. Its my hope that all members see it this way. Its been an interesting roller coaster ride. Sigh......if you'll excuse me, i need to put on my fire-fighting suit and get ready for another round of conflict. :p

Telling your "Pengurusi" to go "Tieu"!!!

Hari ini ya....gua punya "Pengurusi" suruh saya that dia mahu saya buat kerja baru untuk syarikat laaa......Saya taruh dia....cakap....sudah lima tahun saya buat kerja ini,kerja itu......gaji pun macam celakak punya.....saya tak mahu buat lebih kerja kalau mereka tak cepatkan process kad hijau saya. Cakap pada dia....apa motivasi untuk saya nak buat itu punya kerja kalau saya tak dapat setitik tahi daripade syarikat ini? Saya tak boleh tahan daaaa.....kalau tak bagi kad hijau.....saya balik "kampung" dan mereka boleh cari lain orang buat kerja saya. Sudah 5 tahun saya tanya untuk kad hijau ini.....tak nak buat...sudah.....awak orang boleh pergi main layang-layang!!!

Akhirnya.....pengurusi cakap pada HR untuk cepatkan process kad hijau saya dan HR cakap mereka sudah nak hantar borang itu kepada immigrasi. Dan bila pengurusi cakap berita itu pada saya.....saya cakap.....kalau nak saya buat kerja baik-baik....you all better keep your promise....kalau tidak.....good luck cari orang lain buat kerja saya.

Good ol days of arcade action!!!

Ok....so i was surfing the web a few weeks ago and came across this game, Raiden III.
Shit....this was the game series in which when i was in KL pucker down all my money just
to finish playing it. And to my happiness, this PC version of Raiden was excellent. I was waiting anxiously for it for weeks now...and i finally had it in my hands. Since it was an original game from Japan(only Japan has it), i figure what the heck...might as well spend some money and play a game that i love when i was in KL. I went ahead and bought a joypad also....all i can say, i feel like a little kid again, and its so worth it to be able to relive the good ol days. This is what gaming is all about....good gameplay.....now if you'll excuse me....i'll go and get my hands sore!!

Black Humour...

Ok......04/01/06 means 2 different things.
It means 4th Jan 06 to some and it means 1st April 06 to others.
Guess what.....since i am used to the American system.....i say its 1st April 2006.
Thus explaning my story today of why i fail to land in Canada today coz i landed on an
expired visa. How stupid is that?? Shit...imagine if i had flown from Texas to Canada for 1 week vacation....it would be pretty fucked up!!! Ironic thing.....after so many years, this is very ironic as i feel that this is an April fools joke played on me by someone. I am laughing and pissed at the same time....all i can say today is......if this is some sick joke someone is playing, its funny but hell....just go fucked yourself after you've done laughing!!!!

Be right back

Gloomville will be back in business soon.
More exciting.....maybe not.....more umph....probably not....
but one thing for sure.....if i don't get my fat ass up to continue to blog,you all are gonna get tired of watching bellies and dicks!!!

Dino's 3 weight loss tips!!

Got tag today for some Meme thing Lilian had.....so here's my 3 tips for loosing weight.
Bottomline of loosing weight....input and output....less input and more output = weight loss....no "magik" pill or anything like that.....

1) Don't eat so much...eat enough just to make yourself feel comfortable. If you really want to see fast results, eat enough till you are only a little hungry.
2) Excercise! Excercise! Excercise! even 1/2 hour helps...
3) Eat more vegetables and fruits....the best thing about fruits is that you'll feel full without the huge calories like in rice and meats.

There you go....3 tips......start loosing weight or you'll end up like the 3 guys above!!

Wrinkle cream that works??

Ok.....was looking myself in the mirror the other day and notice some wrinkles under my eye.......so i was curious if those commercials about such cream would work. Anyway, went online and found out that Neutrogena one has rave reviews. I normally don't believe these crap so in order to satisfy my curiosity.....i head over to Bartells(drugstore) and bought me one of this.....So i put it on....its now day 4 and guess what.....it bloody works......i don't believe it...it bloody works.....of course i don't have old people wrinkles but i can clearly see the lines dissapearing.....so all you ladies who are reading this......i am being a guinea pig here for you and i am telling you this thing works. The cream does make your skin more feel sensitive(like a little burning sensation) but its ok.....so head out and get rid of thos wrinkles....Oh it costs me $15.99......

Nude picture of me!!

Ok laaa...after much pressure for you guys, i decided to post a naked picture of me. Hope you find it attractive!!! Mind you, it took a lot of guts to do this for all of you to see!! Btw, my balls is behind my penis!!! I think if you click the picture, you get a bigger one. Anyway, hope you all are happy now. Don't fantasize about me ok.... :p

Got my Christmas present!!

I finally got my Christmas present today. I have always wanted to get a compact light camera, you know, the one where i can actually fit in my front pocket and take it anywhere i go. So today, i was surfing the web, i stumble upon some coupons which basically brought the camera down to $300. So i bit the bullet. So far.....its a great little camera(Casio Exilim- EXZ750. Its a very nice camera and i am glad with the results. This means i may be posting more pictures on my blog since i can carry this around. Maybe pics of food...hehehe.... Anyway, now that shopping's done...i may just take this camera for a spin this weekend. Should be interesting!!! :)

Return of the White Shit of Washington!!!

Ok....finally.....the white shit sticks!!! And i went out in my shorts to write something on the pavement. Muahahahhaaha!! Yes it was cold but i was too lazy to put on my long pants.....so just hurry up and take a picture. I am glad i am not working today. Hate driving in the snow. Some of the snow already turn into slush and its sure is dirty. Anyway.....i left my mark in the snow today.....now i am going back to take a nap and eat some Triscuit!!!

Thinking of storm watching!!

Was in the dentists office the other day and saw an article about Storm Watching here in the NorthWest.....and then i got the bug to go see it.Maybe go to Oregon or more towards the west of Washington. So will be watching out for the weather report and keep an eye out for storms. Also was told that another good activity to do is after the storm, people comb the beach to see what the storm brought it. All this sure is exciting me. Well, will post pictures if i do get to do it.
:)

What the F is Ju-Ju-Be??

What the fuck is Ju-Ju-Be?? Thats my thought when i was in the asia store yesterday and saw a lot of people picking up this up. Ok...its a fruit but what is it? So anyway, i thought if so many people buying it, it must be good...so i bought it....at $1.49 a pound, i really can't go wrong. And when i got home, i quickly open up the package and pop one into my mouth.....damn.....its damn nice.....light and sweet....reminded me of jambu taste. Then i took another one out and it tasted familiar.....and then it finally hit on me...this is the fresh Chinese Red Dates. You know the one you put into peanut soup and such. So now i know how fresh chinese dates taste like and i like it. I am begining to suspect that jambu and this fruit are related.......

Blame Canada!! Blame Canada!!

Everytime someone mentions Canada, i am always reminded of South Park the Movie, Blame Canada song!! So that explains the title for today's blog. But it does not explain why i choose Canada today. Well, my attorney just informed me that my application for a Canadian PR has been approved and that i can land and work in Canada anytime after my passport is being stamped. This means that in any event that i get laid off or if anything should happen on the US side, i can always hope over the border and see how it is. I don't really intend to return home to Msia but then again, if i have enough money to pay off a house in Msia and car......may consider moving back. If the house and car is paid off, all your income is basically yours and life should be pretty good after that.......So YAY! i got my Canadian PR(backup plan) and that also puts me in a better position job wise....:)

Back to work tomorrow!!! Waaaaa!!

After 2 weeks of not dealing with any work related stuff, its with a heavy heart to say that it has all come to an end. Oh well, i had a good break and also kinda bored of not having much to do with my free time. But fear not....i will be having another week of vacation at the end of November for Thanksgiving. Definately looking foward to that one for sure. Oh well, all good things must come to and end. Also, you may also notice that i put ads in my blog now...i don't think i will get any money from it coz traffic quite slow but what the heck....just for the fun of it ok....:p

Got tickets to Def Leppard and Bryan Adams

Ever since 1987, i've always wanted to attend the concert by Def Leppard. I missed my opportunity when they came to Malaysia in 1994 because was a broke student then......so when i got back from vacation this week, was looking what's going on round where i live, to my surprise, i saw that Def Leppard is performing in a stadium less than 2 miles where i live. At first i hesitated because of the $59 dollar ticket price, but then again, i figure, when can i have a chance again to see these guys perform live. I also use to like Bryan Adams back then and he's performing with them. So basically 2 concerts for the price of one.....Sigh....only sad thing is that i will be going alone for this one because i don't think any of my friends would like them but who the heck cares, i am still going despite all of this.

Home sweet home!!

After 6-7 hours of plane ride, i am finally home. Sigh!!! So nice to be home with all my stuff and my realible broadband!!!! I still have one week to kill, so thats a good thing. Have not figure out what i want to do this week, was thinking about going downtown Seattle and do a little exploring but when i look at what is there to do....reality hits me....nothing to do.....all the sights i have been to is pratically boring as hell. Hmmm......but i'll figure out something!!!

Fog-get it!! I'm Leaving!!!

Ok.......make the decision today to cut short my vacation 3 days. Why? Look at the picture on top, rain,rain,rain and more rain. And it'd never did stop raining. I would put this vacation i had as a so-s0 one. First, fall colors like premature ejaculation, the coast of Maine like watching porn instead of having sex...... and the rest of the trip like impotency of old age. Weather will be like this in New England for the whole week and into next week!!! What can i do? I have to either stay in hotel or get wet visiting these places!! Sigh!!! So woke up this morning, cancel all my other reservations and heading off home to Seattle tomorrow. Dem fuck up i tell ya. Oh well, at least i've see a little fall foilage, tasted so much lobster till i am tired of it and saw a scenic lighthouse in Maine. Better than nothing.....but at the end of the day, my vacation could have been so much better. All George Bush's fault!!!

Had a great time today.

Finally, after much digusts, i had a good day.To my surprise, there is a lighthouse in Portland about 8 miles from my hotel, which had the most pretty lighthouse in US. I am glad i brought along my travel books. The sight of this lighthouse is fantastic and this makes up for all the fustration i had yesterday!!! Was so happy to have found this one!!

To add to a perfect day, i met up with Sila in New London. It was a surprise as i didn't know she was that close to the hotel i was staying at. She went out of her way to find me a great seafood place named Abbot's. This is probably the authentic seafood you get in New England. Glad i had it and the great hosts make it even better. Thanks Sila.