7 things i hate about the gym.

Lets see....i've been going to the gym 3-5x week and here are my thoughts about my observations in the gym.....one note to make,i not making any of these up.....

1) Look at the pic above.....why does one, fat females especially, wear clothing that make you look like that. For the love of God.....WHY??? I have nothing againsts fat people......but i have problem with fat people who thinks they are Playboy material.....sheesh......lets move on....

2) Again, females....why oh why do you bother working out if you are going to use the weight machine with a resistance of 5lbs....why bother at all. And oh.....5lbs is nothing...stop pretending like you are lifting 100lbs....

3) This next one includes male and female......stop sitting at the resistance training machine and day dream.

4) For males, please don't grunt like a mofo lifting 300lbs.....i hope your muscle tears and that'll teach you to be stupid.

5) Next one females, while using the threadmill, Xtrainner or the bicycle thing, please don't chat on the cellphone. Its rude and i can see why your boyfriend left you, you blabber mouth!!!

6) Couples who workout together.....please don't be lovy dovey to each other while working out.....she don't look that great and i don't like your face......

7) Gossiping while working out with your friend. STOP IT!!!! Workout more and talk/giggle less.

8) Guys, stop looking at yourself in the mirror every 5 mins......your muscle aint' going to grow that fast. Your muscle may look great but trust me, your face is the problem!!

Sigh.....have to go to the gym tomorrow!!! Waaaaaaa!!!!